The Bastard Sons of Peter Beardsley 5 Aston Vanilla 2
Keeper: Liverpool -1 Watford -3
Defence: Everton 0 Burnley 0
Midfield: AFC Bournemouth 1 Arsenal 1
Attack: Manchester City 5 Manchester City 5
Handicap: -1
Week 1 Results
Premier League
AFC Bournemouth v Sheffield United1-1
Burnley v Southampton3-0
Crystal Palace v Everton0-0
Leicester City v Wolverhampton Wanderers0-0
Liverpool v Norwich City4-1
Manchester United v Chelsea4-0
Newcastle United v Arsenal0-1
Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa3-1
Watford v Brighton0-3
West Ham United v Manchester City0-5
WAFFL
8th of May v Wilder's Red and White Wizaaards! 4-1
Be Champions v Show me de Mane 4-7
Chicken Tikka Mo Salah v Spanish Villains 2-6
Cloughies Red Nose v Titi Floats On 5-5
Cum on the Beavers v Wilde Rovers 3-0
Dimis Crusaders v Lokomotiv Lesbia 0-1
The Auckland v FC Mickey Finn 0-0